I thanked the man and walked slowly to the tube. Back to Woodford in defeat.
The hour tube ride seemed longer than usual. I had found myself in the pit of despair. I heard my phone bing and I looked at it. I had received a message from a friend asking if I saw Daniel Craig and the royals!
Confusion and worry spread through me. I messaged them back and to my realization I had the wrong location!
"Ah crap!" Blurted from my mouth and a mother and her child sitting across from me stared as if I was a crazy on the tube. If only she knew the distress I was facing right now. Utter disappointment!
That wave could have been for me! Stinking Pizza Hut man!
To top that off there had been this picture circling the internet the last 2 months. Me, being a fan of Wizard of oz, thought I should see it. After all Harrods was only a tube ride away. So a dear friend and I set off to see the witches legs! How excited I was! We arrived to Harrods and could not find the legs. How could we miss them? They are huge!
We went into the store and I asked a well dressed man who worked there about the legs.
He gave me the 'oh you poor foolish girl' look and said the pic was 3 years old to promote the anniversary of the movie.
I thanked the man and walked away. Two fails in one week! Within 4 days of each other.
Learned lessons from these two experiences, you can't always trust the Internet, or men who work in Pizza Hut.
Hahaha, sorry but this is funny. You still have time for the Royals and Mr.Craig though.
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